It isn't French Toast. It isn't cinnamon raisin bread. Listen, not everything in life turns out the way we planned. When life brings you soft, sweet, bread laden with pepitas, sunflower seeds, chestnuts, and dried cranberries, count your blessings and don't ask for Rum Raisin Royal French Toast, mmmkay?
This versatile loaf would be good for many uses, but it was torn to pieces by my part-time shelvers before it had half a chance of staling enough to be dipped in egg and fried. I'll call that a win.