Because I'm a Patriot

Remember that competitive thing? Remember how beautiful Jake's apple pies were? And all that leftover pie crust in the freezer? The cumulative result was apple pie at our house, which, while not the miracle of symmetrical perfection that Jake's was, was a much better shot than I managed for the benefit. I used four kinds of apples: Red Rome, Winesap, Mutsu(Crispin), and...I don't remember, but there were definitely four.

It's not just competition, it's inspiration. I promise.